Mom said

I always wanted a dog, but my mom says they fart and they have to stay outside. Grandpa farts as well but he never stays outside. Mom says that cats are much cleaner animals and that they make less trouble, she says that one of the main differences between cats and men is that cats manage to piss in the toilet. She said when you grow up you will have a better understanding of people if we get a cat. Which is strange because miss Thomson next door has 2 cats but her husband run away last week and got killed in a train crush on his way to Mexico. I don’t think mom gets it right. This has nothing to do with the cats.

Max

Cat woman dreamer

When I was younger I wanted to be cat sexy. I mean al these roles in the movies, I wanted to play in a movie and be the cat woman – sexy and hot. I thought men like it and it turned out to be true. It is sexy but I never got a chance to play a cat woman. So instead I have a huge collection of cat woman posters and I have even a bigger collection of cat images and cat woman cutouts from newspapers and magazines, so I am kind of an expert about cat woman design. I even made myself a cat woman costume but I over grew and when the Halloween came I couldn’t fit in it. So it was a waste. So I have kind of disappointing experience with cat woman dreams, and clothing and posters and even thought I will never be a cat woman on the outside, I intend to be such on the inside. Gentlemen, be careful with me. Especially you, Andreas.

Lisy

Cat food lover

I must admit there is probably something wrong with me, but actually not with me. There is something wrong with cat food, because I find it tasty. Well yes, it is a kind of a problem actually because to buy cat food sometimes I need to explain some stuff about my cat. But I don’t have a cat. Imagine me answering the following questions: “How often does your cat eat? Does it take proteins? Since it is taking proteins you shouldn’t buy the chicken flavor, better take the pork with fish and vegetables one.” No, - I used to answer – my cat prefers the chicken flavor best! “Well then, Mister, I must say your cat is suffering from your intolerable lack of interest for it’s health!
A? A? Are you talking to me? I just wanted to buy some chicken flavored cat food. Ass!

Anonymous

Tom hater

I’m bored to death by my mother’s cat Tom. Tom is the biggest piece of shit in the whole universe! No, seriously. She doesn’t care if I have eaten but Tom needs his special food in his little special plate. With his little special toys that always seam to stay in front of my door. That’s why every time Tom tries to sneak in to my room I throw things at him. The nasty creature thinks he is more powerful and important and as soon as I go out he goes in my room. I wanted to lock the door, but mom said no. Why? Because I would be doing things… So since I’m not allowed to do THINGS, Tom Is allowed to do whatever he wants. So, do I like cats? – NO! Especially Tom!

Math

Love weapon

The greatest thing about cats is the fact that women love them. If you pick the right cat you will lay as many chicks as you like. Well why lie to each other. Women like to thouch them, they find cats sweet and gentle and men who like them as well are a good match. That’s the truth! Ladies, you’re mine!

Andreas

Next Species

I believe that when the human race is extict the cats will rule. Because cats are fast, smart, they have structure, they use their instincts. And humans they don’t have half of these things, but have intelligence. I think cats can develop intelligence. I mean – they show it. They show self-sufficiency, they make complicated decisions how to react, you can see them think. That’s what I believe.

John

Enjoy, don’t touch

I confess I like cats, but dare not touch them. When I was little I played with a cat and I hadn’t obviously noticed that the cat was bored with me and suddenly the cat cut my veins with it’s claws. Well there was blood, and the owner began chasing the cat explaining to me that I obviously did something wrong to it. So although I like them, I prefer the observation technique.

Tommy

Respect

I think that the word that we should remember when we speak of cats is RESPECT! If you don’t respect a cat it doesn’t feel good, brings you trouble. If you respect the cat It will respect you back. That’s what I have to say.

Dona

Cat lover

I confess I have 7 cats and I can’t afford to loose or give away any of them. People have told me many times “do something about it, this thing can not go on!” My mom told me “I will not come at your place” but I don’t care. People think of my cats as a problem, I think that this is the only thing that keeps me happy after the long day. If I want I will have 12, no, 20 cats because I love them!

Tania

Cat fear

I admit I was a very funny person some 30 years ago. As soon as any cat neared the table in a restaurant I used to climb on the chair or directly on the table and start crying. And there was no actual explanation of that. Cats never did anything to me, it was just a product of my feelings. So I decided to face the enemy and stop climbing around in restaurants. They couldn’t stop cats from entering the garden parts of the restaurants. For a while we used to sit only inside, but that was not always possible, so I had to do something about it. I decided to look strait at the cat and as I began doing it they usually used to stop for a while and then run away. That was the beginning. Later on I learned not to notice them and I admit – Lately I am a great fan actually of the cat beauty. Because cats are simply beautiful! I even started painting. Guess what? – Cats! Cats allover the place! I’m not ready to have one, but I sure love them. All this happened for a short period of time – it took only 30 years of my life to change. It’s hard to change, but people do change, believe me.

Lora

Fear & Aggression

I confess I once hit a cat really bad. We decided to visit our country house and because the cat was always getting anxious when we all left together we decided to take it with us. So I took it and held it while leaving the apartment, but as soon as the cat realized it was outside it stuck it’s claws in my chest and I tried to pull the cat away but it went even worst. So I started screaming and hit it in the head… The cat was alright after that but it never liked me as much as before. And I’m sorry for all that, I should have been smarter and just leave it alone in the apartment or put it in these boxes for animals.

Mike