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An engineer, an accountant, a chemistry expert and a state employee
An engineer, an accountant, a chemistry expert and a state employee began arguing whose cat is the smartest. The engineer called his cat:
- X2, Demonstrate!
The cat called X2 climbed on the table, took paper and pencil and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that this is an intelligent cat.
The accountant told his cat:
- Interest, demonstrate!
The cat Interest went to the kitchen and came back with 12 meat balls. He put them In 4 separate plates, 3 meat balls per plate and everybody agreed that this is an intelligent cat as well.
The chemistry expert called his cat:
- Test-tube, demonstrate!
The cat Test-tube went to the kitchen, brought milk and pored precisely 150 grams in a glass. They all agreed this is one intelligent cat as well.
At the end it was time for the cat of the state employee and he called it:
- Pamper, demonstrate!
The cat pamper ate the meatballs, drunk the milk, pissed on the drawings, raped the other tree cats, lamented his back hearts, wrote a complaint for the awful conditions of work, sent it to the municipality and took one month vacation because of health issues.
- X2, Demonstrate!
The cat called X2 climbed on the table, took paper and pencil and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that this is an intelligent cat.
The accountant told his cat:
- Interest, demonstrate!
The cat Interest went to the kitchen and came back with 12 meat balls. He put them In 4 separate plates, 3 meat balls per plate and everybody agreed that this is an intelligent cat as well.
The chemistry expert called his cat:
- Test-tube, demonstrate!
The cat Test-tube went to the kitchen, brought milk and pored precisely 150 grams in a glass. They all agreed this is one intelligent cat as well.
At the end it was time for the cat of the state employee and he called it:
- Pamper, demonstrate!
The cat pamper ate the meatballs, drunk the milk, pissed on the drawings, raped the other tree cats, lamented his back hearts, wrote a complaint for the awful conditions of work, sent it to the municipality and took one month vacation because of health issues.
The small kitten
A kitten asked his bigger brother:
- What is this thing “fucking”?
- Come with me tonight and you’ll see. – said the big brother and when the evening came they went to a special spot where all the young cats gathered. But it was winter and it was extremely cold. They sat and they waited for the other cats to arrive. They waited and waited until the kitten said to his big brother:
- You know, I’m gonna fuck some more and I’m going home.
- What is this thing “fucking”?
- Come with me tonight and you’ll see. – said the big brother and when the evening came they went to a special spot where all the young cats gathered. But it was winter and it was extremely cold. They sat and they waited for the other cats to arrive. They waited and waited until the kitten said to his big brother:
- You know, I’m gonna fuck some more and I’m going home.
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