Mom said

I always wanted a dog, but my mom says they fart and they have to stay outside. Grandpa farts as well but he never stays outside. Mom says that cats are much cleaner animals and that they make less trouble, she says that one of the main differences between cats and men is that cats manage to piss in the toilet. She said when you grow up you will have a better understanding of people if we get a cat. Which is strange because miss Thomson next door has 2 cats but her husband run away last week and got killed in a train crush on his way to Mexico. I don’t think mom gets it right. This has nothing to do with the cats.

Max