Tom hater

I’m bored to death by my mother’s cat Tom. Tom is the biggest piece of shit in the whole universe! No, seriously. She doesn’t care if I have eaten but Tom needs his special food in his little special plate. With his little special toys that always seam to stay in front of my door. That’s why every time Tom tries to sneak in to my room I throw things at him. The nasty creature thinks he is more powerful and important and as soon as I go out he goes in my room. I wanted to lock the door, but mom said no. Why? Because I would be doing things… So since I’m not allowed to do THINGS, Tom Is allowed to do whatever he wants. So, do I like cats? – NO! Especially Tom!

Math

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