Great cat toilet

Cat clock

Cat mania

These are the first stages of cat mania which is actually intolerant of what the spouse thinks of your current phsicological condition. All spelling errors permited! All mania and depression allowed! Pure medicine for a broken heart..

1 stage - imagening of telling people how you feel
2 stage – playing with the idea of telling people what you actually think
3 stage – starting to draw simple images of the object
4 stage – thinking of committing to a good deed
5 stage – starting to tell some strange things about yourself and the object
6 stage – starting to create stories that never happened and try them on your friends
7 stage – depression – who is listening?
8 stage – the birth of an idea
9 stage – plans in development
10 stage – the first problems
11 stage – turns out that great things are not easy
12 stage – repetition of the project title… infinetly…

Cyrillic L cat letters

T cat Letters

V cat Letters

L cat Letters

E cat Letters

A cat letters

B cat letters

C cat Letters

Q cat Letters

O cat letters

K cat letters

New book

I would like to share with you the contents of my future book. It will be the following:

chapters:

1. cat

2. cat

3. cat

and so on...

In the first i will be disscussing the idea of cat as the master of the human, the seccond chapter will go about the problems of intuition and finding the right person to posess. The third chapter will begin with some smart saying about the nature of being special and will capture the basics of the main idea - humans are desperate when it comes to their cats.

Mom said

I always wanted a dog, but my mom says they fart and they have to stay outside. Grandpa farts as well but he never stays outside. Mom says that cats are much cleaner animals and that they make less trouble, she says that one of the main differences between cats and men is that cats manage to piss in the toilet. She said when you grow up you will have a better understanding of people if we get a cat. Which is strange because miss Thomson next door has 2 cats but her husband run away last week and got killed in a train crush on his way to Mexico. I don’t think mom gets it right. This has nothing to do with the cats.

Max

wire cat

I created this cat out of wire. I don't have many photoes of it but you can see what i've tryed. I bought once a donkey that was made of quite harder to bent wire and i was impressed so i tryed. And to be honest it is fun to try new things, especially when it kind of gets somewhere. As you can see in the back of the picture i made also a dog. Actually i made as well a mouse, but i dont have a photo of it.

Witz

What makes the cat better than the husband?
You don’t have to spend long hours with her mother!

An engineer, an accountant, a chemistry expert and a state employee

An engineer, an accountant, a chemistry expert and a state employee began arguing whose cat is the smartest. The engineer called his cat:
- X2, Demonstrate!
The cat called X2 climbed on the table, took paper and pencil and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that this is an intelligent cat.
The accountant told his cat:
- Interest, demonstrate!
The cat Interest went to the kitchen and came back with 12 meat balls. He put them In 4 separate plates, 3 meat balls per plate and everybody agreed that this is an intelligent cat as well.
The chemistry expert called his cat:
- Test-tube, demonstrate!
The cat Test-tube went to the kitchen, brought milk and pored precisely 150 grams in a glass. They all agreed this is one intelligent cat as well.
At the end it was time for the cat of the state employee and he called it:
- Pamper, demonstrate!
The cat pamper ate the meatballs, drunk the milk, pissed on the drawings, raped the other tree cats, lamented his back hearts, wrote a complaint for the awful conditions of work, sent it to the municipality and took one month vacation because of health issues.

The small kitten

A kitten asked his bigger brother:
- What is this thing “fucking”?
- Come with me tonight and you’ll see. – said the big brother and when the evening came they went to a special spot where all the young cats gathered. But it was winter and it was extremely cold. They sat and they waited for the other cats to arrive. They waited and waited until the kitten said to his big brother:
- You know, I’m gonna fuck some more and I’m going home.