Special ingredient special smokes

I had a friend once, a real good friend, and our friendship began fading out because she started to get high too often. She was smoking the special ingredient special smokes every day. But before we lost all traces of our friendship she told me about her cats. When she was coming back from lectures she found a sealed bag next to the trash can that sounded cat like. So she opened the bag and found two little kittens left there sealed in the bag to die of suffocation and eventually to end at the garbage. So she took the kittens home and actually took good care of them and they grew to become sweet and gentle.
One night - she said – I took some grass and decided to relax to the maximum and get relevantly high. So I smoked and even started dancing around, put some music on and made myself a good time. One of the cats was eating in the kitchen, the other cat was lying on the bed and was kind of smiling to me until I noticed that there are many cats on the bed. And I whispered to myself – My god! I am so fucking high! I see kittens on the bed! And I went closer to get sure that this is all a figure of my imagination, but it wasn’t! A third kitten was getting out and I run to the other end of the room to get my thoughts at one place, but I was drugged and I thought - that’s it! I have started hallucinating. I went again closer to observe if this is real and it was as real as it gets. So I went to the other end of the room and started talking to the cat: When did you grow up to become a mommy? And you, I turned to my other cat that was just coming into the room, why did you turn out to be a boy! Why are you doing this to me? She is your sister! And you, how could you have babies with your own brother? Shame on you!
She began sobering up and slept on the couch that night. I don’t think she smoked from her special ingredient special smokes that much after this night. Now she had 6 cats and didn’t know what to do with them. Later she used to tell her male cat – You should be ashamed of yourself, you know? - And she laughed.

Image taken from http://www.archiforge.com/ animal cut out gallery.